PorkRind Pussy

an unfreindly pussy that resembles fried pig skin and smells like boiled cabbage

holy shit amn,, this skank nancy had porkRind pussy ,, i barffed for an hour

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Porkins

The fat guy who gets owned in Star Wars Episode IV
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFPI54fOWoo)

It was hilarious when Porkins died, lol.

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The presence of tremors througout a woman's body as a direct result of sexual trauma.

Bro I fucked Linda so hard and now she won't stop shaking; I think she has Porkinson's Disease!!!

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Multiple acts of vigorous sexual intercourse.

Plural of porking.

Dude! I'm totally going to score so many porkings this week that I won't scooge straight!

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Dude, I was about to ask her out when her boyfriend Porkins'd me!

Inspired by that scene from Star Wars: A New Hope - "They came from... behind!"

Porkins by Devin E October 23, 2008

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Someone that shows extreme love for cody hynes

Mr porkins wants coyd hynes to suck his cock

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Irresistible urge to eat excessively (i.e, pork out).

Can either be temporary (leading to a gut ache), or chronic (leading to obesity).

"Whenever I eat at a buffet, my Porkinson's flares up."

"That dude looks like he's been fighting Porkinson's his whole life."

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