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1. The sound made by a large group of fat people. Contains noises of grunting, farting, burping, skin flaps rubbing, with a constant undertone of heavy breathing and wheezing.

2. The sound made by a fat person as they snore while simultaneously farting and burping. Immediately followed by a toxic smell that kills even termites.
Good lord, there are so many lard asses in here it sounds like a porkestra. Uh, and the smell...
by Ronald Burgandrew April 26, 2010
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