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The consumption of bacon or other pork based breakfast meats in an effort to avoid work or other unpleasant tasks.
Susie's piggy breakfast was pure porkcrastination, as the pile of laundry stayed right where she'd left that morning. John porkcrastinated over his sausage and eggs, not wanting to face his evil boss.
by Schleprechaun February 04, 2011