The local police squad. Generally a fine group of people you fucking hate until your ass gets robbed.
Citizen:
The porkchop patrol is always sweating a muthafucka.
Porkchop Patrol:
Sir is the your bag of crack I found
in your ass?
Citizen:
No.
Porkchop Patrol:
Then whose is it?
Citizen:
It aint mine
The porkchop patrol is always sweating a muthafucka.
Porkchop Patrol:
Sir is the your bag of crack I found
in your ass?
Citizen:
No.
Porkchop Patrol:
Then whose is it?
Citizen:
It aint mine
by elves June 28, 2004