Dick, cock, refering to your penis when it is erect and ready to be serviced.
She grabbed my pork hammer and went to town on it.
by MED November 05, 2003
The act of a pig humping a cow. If it is not a cow, then it doesn't classify as a porkhammer.
I think I saw a porkhammer today.
by StormK1ller May 15, 2016