a black man linched on a porch often used as a racial slur
When I was driving down south i noticed that there was an awful lot of porch monkeys.
by bassamp April 10, 2012

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Equivalent to "nigger".

Formerly derogatory word for a person of colour, now used as a hip term of solidarity.
Yo my main porch monkey, what time is it?

Cruisin tha hood wiv my porch monkeys.

Have you heard the new Porchmonkeys With Attitude CD?
by roygbiv December 11, 2007

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i lazy black negro.
Look at that lazy porchmonkey asleep in that watermelon patch.
by tony October 07, 2003

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Someone who just sits on the porch all day talking smack. Usually referred to someone black.
Jose Rojas does nothing but play xbox and is an EXTREME Porch Monkey!!!!
by BeastPerson July 18, 2012

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i fucking nigger that sits around all fucking day, and looks a little niglets.
drew jones is a fucking porch monkey.
by chickenshit January 03, 2008

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PORCH MONKEY(s): a person/group of people sitting on a porch conversating talking loud.
GUY:I wonder whats going on over there?

GIRL: I dont know...but they sure are loud

GUY: YEA AND THEY MUST BE DRINKING!! ACTING LIKE A BUNCH OF "PORCH MONKEYS"
by P.FIELDS creator of "crowface" April 24, 2009

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Any one from any ethnic background, who is lazy,stupid and sits on the porch all doing nothing at all. These people rely on the government to give them welfare checks and food stamps to live, even though they are able to work.
1: those porchmonkeys piss me off
2: yeah, they are real pieces of trash
1: how do these lazy people get aid for doing nothing and i cant get a dime from the government to help with school. Porchmonkeys have no potential in life.
by hey July 20, 2008

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