a black man linched on a porch often used as a racial slur
When I was driving down south i noticed that there was an awful lot of porch monkeys.
by bassamp April 10, 2012
Equivalent to "nigger".

Formerly derogatory word for a person of colour, now used as a hip term of solidarity.
Yo my main porch monkey, what time is it?

Cruisin tha hood wiv my porch monkeys.

Have you heard the new Porchmonkeys With Attitude CD?
by roygbiv December 11, 2007
PORCH MONKEY(s): a person/group of people sitting on a porch conversating talking loud.
GUY:I wonder whats going on over there?

GIRL: I dont know...but they sure are loud

GUY: YEA AND THEY MUST BE DRINKING!! ACTING LIKE A BUNCH OF "PORCH MONKEYS"
by P.FIELDS creator of "crowface" April 24, 2009
A male/female who sits aroud,who is lazy.It use to be racial but it was changed in 2006.
Amy-Hey you lazy porch monkey get up and do something!
Jimmy-Maybe tomorrow..
by Jazmine Horizon May 31, 2008
i fucking nigger that sits around all fucking day, and looks a little niglets.
drew jones is a fucking porch monkey.
by chickenshit January 03, 2008
Despite all the racist definitions you may have heard for this word, it can actually be applied to 80% of the population of Schenectady, NY. It crosses all racial lines. Just alot of lazy folk with nothing better to do. Sometimes just drinkin beer waiting for the some crack whores to walk by so they can get some ass.
Driving thru Schenectady, one will notice one out of every three houses are infested with porch monkeys.
i lazy black negro.
Look at that lazy porchmonkey asleep in that watermelon patch.
by tony October 07, 2003

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