Lawn jockeys that were used to tie up horses are porch monkeys. Since back in the old days, plantation owners had Black people stable the horses or tie them up. Hence, most of these lawn jockey's face were painted black.
by Kenneth Brown August 4, 2005
A racial slur nobody knew about until they watched Clerks 2 and now they say it like they started it.
Person 1: "Hey porch monkey get off my lawn!"
Person 2: "Say what?"
Person 1: "Haven't you seen Clerks 2?"
Person 2: "Man, go back inside, low life."
Person 2: "Say what?"
Person 1: "Haven't you seen Clerks 2?"
Person 2: "Man, go back inside, low life."
by Junk28 September 18, 2007
by eric shen April 21, 2006
A term exploited in a Kevin Smith movie. Currently being defined by morons who saw the movie and now think their the only ones who know it.
Example: A porch monkey is a word used to describe an African American or person of high pigment descent who sits on their porch and.. ah heck I don't know what it means but I saw this movie, it kicks ass.
by wolverine_hair July 23, 2006
Anyone who is chased out of their own home due to extreme heat & lack of A.C. who sits out on the porch enjoying a beverage & shooting the breeze.
by Tina Marie July 15, 2005
Grubbly young/ old people who sit around on their ricky old proches all day long. Typically drinky Budwiser and watch Nascar through richer people's windows. Usually slightly slutty and as a career they whore-fy the closest corner to their porch. The Porch Monkeyous male, Usually spends many hours wacking off in the closet while Female is out on corners.
Person- Hey you fucking Porch Monkey!!!!!
Porch Monkey- Hey baby You want to go for a ride.. On My porch?!?!:O
Porch Monkey- Hey baby You want to go for a ride.. On My porch?!?!:O
by Jenna and Marjorie August 26, 2006