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18.
A fuckin nigga who skips out on his child support payments, beats their baby mamas, and applies for welfare at the age of 15. Also they like to eat chicken, of the fried sort, and drink kool aid all day.

fuckin over the white man everyday with their niggardom
Tyrone: Yo dawg, i be actin mad niggarish all day
Kobe: yea son, i kno wha ya mean. My welfare check jus came today nd im mad hungry porch monkey
Tyrone: lets go get some KFC, or roscoes chicken and waffles
Kobe: yea i gotta skip out on my child support check right quick. My baby mama be all on my ass bout it, but i just beat her ass
by jimmy kerins January 18, 2008
 
1.
A person who sits on the porch and watches the neighbors.

A small child that enjoys being on the porch.
And what can I get for you, little porch monkey? Oh its okay, I'm taking it back.
by Randall G June 04, 2006
 
2.
a derogatory way of describing an person of African decent
hey porch monkey--you got the money you owe me for the crack rock I sold you?
by charlie December 09, 2003
 
3.
A derogatory for a person of african or african american decent. BUT it could also mean a generally lazy person. This term came to be when you think of african americans sitting on there porch chatting it up. Also in the movie Clerks II, the sequal to Clerks, Randal tries to reclaim it as a new term for lazy people. And thus offends several customers and his boss.

*Police Officer sees Porch Monkey 4 Life written on the back of Randal's Mooby Uniform and looks flabbergasted*

Randal: Im taking it back!

EX2

Racist: You filthy crack smoking porch monkey!
by Dodectabone July 21, 2006
 
4.
someone without a job that sits on their porch all day drink'n 40's, and trading food stamps for crack.
your next door neighbor
by pickledspork July 07, 2005
 
5.
a black person that sits on his porch all day
you will find them anyplace u find blackpeople
by APugs July 08, 2004
 
6.
A person, of African descent, usually found in the Southern states of the United States. Porch Monkeys were commonly found sitting on their porches doing little or nothing all day. Usually found on Plantations or large land lots with a house/shack of some sort including a porch.
An Alabama Porch Monkey
by LordRemus November 02, 2004
 
7.
in the past, porch monkey has a term used when referencing someone of african american decent...on July 21, 2006 Randle Graves altered the meaning of porch monkey for the better...he reclaimed the term and changed its meaning to not be a racial slur against african americans but a mere term to discribe any lazy person...black or white
Yesterday, my cousin sat on the couch and watched tv all day long, he can be such a porch monkey sometimes
by John Robison July 22, 2006