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porcelain 

A toilet. Literally the material that many toilets are made out of.
Man, I just shit my brains out on the porcelain.
Excuse me, may I use the porcelain.
porcelain by joegvo January 10, 2008

Porcelain Ballerina

'Rivka Alice' is the most beautiful girl in the world. The perfect ballerina loved by all. Rivka is an angel 'Saint-Like' 'Holy'

Polish - Russian Origin 'Rivka' is unique and rare.

'Rivka Alice is the most beautiful girl in the world. .'

'Ривка красивая' 'гарний' ' Angel of God' 'Porcelaina Ballerina'
'Rivka Alice is the most beautiful girl in the world. .'

'Ривка красивая' 'гарний' ' Angel of God' 'Porcelaina Ballerina'
‘Rivka Alice Porcelaina Ballerina’ also known as porcelain ballerina is beautiful
Porcelain Ballerina by Jesswoods January 27, 2022

Porcelain Doll

A ‘Porcelain Doll’ was made in the late 1860s. Up to that time, dolls made of porcelain were all referred to as china dolls.
‘That Porcelain Doll Looks Haunted. .’

‘Rivka Alice is so pale and fragile she looks like a Porcelain Doll’

‘Her Heart Is as fragile as a Porcelain Doll..’

Porcelain Cracker 

A crap that is laid with such force or velocity as to literally damage the toilet.
Oh God Tim, don't tell me you laid another Porcelain Cracker in there, we can't afford new fixtures each time you go to Taco Bell!

porcelain suicide 

A shit so violent it looks like a suicide took place inside the toilet bowl. Fecal content covers nearly every square inch of the bowl resembling brain matter.
My first visit to Felipe's Taco Truck will be my last, when I got home my asshole committed porcelain suicide.

Porcelain Rodeo 

A porcelain rodeo is when two people shit in one toilet at the same time. This is most commonly performed when one person sits normally on the toilet while the other sits on the first person's lap while facing them and shitting between the gap in the first person's legs.
Tony and Dustin always save time getting ready for work in the morning by having a porcelain rodeo: twice the shitting in half the time, only sightly more mess.
Porcelain Rodeo by Jankthetank March 12, 2020