poptart

my religion

I will eternally bow down to thy almighty poptart

by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 12, 2020

poptart

𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙜𝙖𝙨 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙙 𝙥𝙤𝙥𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙨 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙜𝙪𝙞𝙡𝙩𝙮 𝙤𝙛 𝙛𝙖𝙜𝙜𝙤𝙩𝙧𝙮/𝙨𝙪𝙨 𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙫𝙞𝙩𝙮

𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙮𝙤 𝙥𝙞𝙣𝙠 𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙧𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙛𝙪𝙠𝙞𝙣 poptart

by 23𝙨𝙝𝙝𝙖𝙮𝙮𝙙𝙖𝙝𝙝13 July 15, 2022

Poptart

A popped collared preppy douche who wears salmon pants and thinks his dad can buy everyone. Also enjoys scotch on the rocks and a blonde bimbo

That guy is such a poptart, stay away!

by Harrydingdong69 June 8, 2017

Poptart

When a guy ejaculates on a woman, coating her in a “glaze” just like a poptart.

Chad: “when Jenna came over last night bro, I made her a ‘poptart’”

Alex: “I’ve made tons of girls a ‘poptart’ dude, you’re not even close to my number.”

by _hunny_ December 14, 2018

Poptart Daddy

A stem who every once in a while is the top.

One shot of whiskey and she had me screaming "Oh yes Poptart Daddy!!!"

by THEPoptartDaddy April 14, 2020

A Poptart

someone with 17 divorces and a deep voice

He is such a Poptart

by Voltico October 6, 2023