Reality: A frozen, fruit flavored treat.
UrbanDictionary.com definition: Penis.
I'm no popsickle licker. And thats no gay uphamism... Or is it? No, its not.
When one (or more) of a man's testicles unintentionally pops out due to a tear in the pants.
The man wondered why everyone in the room looked strangely intimidated - then he smiled as he looked down and discovered he had a popsickle and gently tucked the hairy monster away.