popplers

In the 30th century, popplers were served for a while at the Fishy Joe restaurant chain after Captain Turanga Leela and her crew discovered tons of them lying in a hole on some unknown planet. Popplers taste delicious and look kind of like popcorn chicken. Warning: excessive consumption may prove hazardous to the continued existence of your species. (From the Futurama episode "The Problem With Popplers")

Pop a poppler in your mouth when you come come to Fishy Joe's/
What they're made of is a mystery, where they come from no-one knows/
You can pick 'em, you can lick 'em, you can chew 'em, you can stick 'em/
If you promise not to sue us you can shove one up your nose!

by Rabid_Caterpillar July 2, 2004

popplers

1. A very delicious snack with unknown content from a mysterious planet.
2. A popular menu item for Fishy Joe's.

Pop a poppler in your mouth when you come to Fishy Joe's!

Leela isn't eating enough popplers.

by MultipleSifl October 6, 2003

poppler

A futuristic snack sold by the masses. You can pick 'em, you can lick 'em, you can chew 'em, you can stick 'em. (Totally not alien babies..)

Pop a poppler in your mouth when you come to Fishy Joe's. I can't get enough. They're absolutely delicious.

by proud2bgay January 11, 2019

Tulip Poppler

The biggest, longest, straightest tree in the woods. More commonly used by black men to describe their dominant penis around other races, especially whites and asians, but typically any race will do.

Black Man: Behold, the Tulip Poppler.
White Man: Fuck you.
Black Man: Yo b, I's is talkin' bout dat big azz tree ova' der' nigga.
White Man: Oh, I'm sorry my fellow equal man.
White Man (Inner Thoughts): I didn't actually understand what this nigger just said, but my insecurity and small penis are very offended right now.

by the mad HessMan August 31, 2010