Bedroom Poppadom 

A tissue used to catch semen after wanking that has hardened in the bin so as to resemble the popular Indian snack

The bin was full of Bedroom Poppadoms

Bedroom Poppadom by spanky goes to hollywood June 15, 2011

poppadom 

a food item, it is thin and crispy. eaten by the pindian of today.

A:What are you having for dinner tonight?
B:Curry and...
A:..POPPADOM?
B:Well, if you would have let me finish. Yes I am having poppadoms.

poppadom by the father of pindia July 25, 2006

poppadum sock 

To ejaculate into a secret sock hidden down the side of ones bed or behind the chest of drawers! Over a period of time it magically transforms into a large brittle item derriving the crisp like properties of a poppadum.

"Hurry up my mams coming put a hammer to that poppadum sock before I am forever in shame"

poppadum sock by danny_kc December 29, 2008

Poppadum 

10" disc of deep fried pleasure served with curry. Delicious with onions, mango chutney, lime chilli or mint sauce.

Waiter: What would you like sir?

Harry: A chicken tikka massala with pilau rice. And can we get some poppadums with chutney?

Waiter: Very good sir.

Poppadum by Flexster September 29, 2008

pompados 

A person who is a mixture of pompous and douche-bag .

Look at this pompados with tribal tattoo's explaining to a waitress that he is "Gluten-Free"

pompados by DJ U53L355 March 19, 2016

Would you like a poppadom? 

A common phrase used by white waiters in an Indian restaurant that is spoken in an Indian accent for a bit of authenticity.

Would you like a poppadom? He said.

Would you like a poppadom? by Famsham February 15, 2018

popadomic

popadomic has no meaning really, though it is a positive descrription word

Rose says 'OMG Maddy, you are like sooooo POPADOMIC' *in an american accent'

popadomic by Rosy-ox March 12, 2008