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popeye point 

When you get so angry,frustrated, and now action must be taken. "thats all I can stands I can't stands no more!"
All that bitchin and naggin bout shit has got me to my popeye point. Gonna see that lawyer today!
popeye point by obewan February 21, 2006

Popeyes Biscuit 

A piece of bread that is drier than the Atacama desert.
"I just gave my dog a Popeyes biscuit, and the mf ain't bark for 8 hours!"

Poppyseed 

1. A fan of the singer and YouTube personality "Poppy", otherwise known as "That Poppy". Her fans were originally called "Popsisters", but the name was changed.

2. People who are not in a cult; who do not believe in cults. Say it with me. I am not in a cult.
"Poppyseeds refer to Poppy as their “god” or “queen.” They buy pink triangle “membership rings” from her site and watch her videos over and over... those little details stoke the fire." -WIRED
Poppyseed by Bleach Blonde™ August 2, 2018

popeye’s biscuit 

dry ass piece of bread that’ll have you choking all night bitch
“that popeye’s biscuit was dry as fuck” i know bitch
The Most Vicious Man In History.
Physically identified by his inhumanly huge forearms (and possibly, calf muscles), squinty eye, pipe-smoking habit, and incessant mumbling and mispronunciation of words, this cartoon/comic strip sailor from many years ago is typically found fighting anyone from his rival "Bluto", to Sinbad the sailor himself, for the affection of the possibly anorexic and incredibly small-breasted "Olive Oyl".

Best known for his fondness of a certain green leafy vegetable, Popeye (already a fairly rough and tough individual) has been known to increase in strength, agility, speed, and nearly every other positive physical attribute as a result of his eating of Spinach. Also, inexplicably, upon the consumption of said Spinach, songs such as "Three Cheers for the Red, White, and Blue" and certain other notable pieces of classic patriotic music tend to play out of nowhere, along with a small portrait of a turbine engine, piston, or cannon firing being strangely superimposed over Popeye's bicep.

Should you ever be in a situation where you have offended/attacked/are caught in a barfight with Popeye, and must defend yourself, restrict his spinach consumption at all costs. If this is impossible, your only option is to run. For the love of God, just turn and run, because as soon as you hear that music start playing, it's too late. What is that? What is that song!? Oh God, he's heard me! Oh my God, not that, no Popeye, noooaaaaaaieeeee-

I 'yam what I 'yam, and that's all that I 'yam! -Popeye
"I'm strong to the finish, 'cause I eat's me spinach... I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!" -Popeye
Popeye by Grin Reaper April 7, 2003

Popeye Face 

Person 1: Hey, I heard you got the COVAIDS jab, sorry about your Popeye face.
Person 2: Mumbles (unintelligible) *Drools white froth from mouth shits and pisses himself*
Popeye Face by Higzy Teflon December 28, 2020