Examples :
Friend: Look what I ordered for you from teh
interwebs! It's a custom made mew charm necklace!
A Self Proclaimed "Shegufta": THAT'S MAH FAVORITE POKÉMON! IT'S SO CUTE! OMG OMG OMG. IT'S SO AMAZING THAT I HAD A POKÉGASM
Dude 1:DUDE I JUST CAUGHT MISSING No.! That's so cool that I'm pokégasming!
Dude 2: um... Missing No. corrupts your cartridge and messes with your memory.
Dude 1: I think my pokégasm is over...
1st Gen Lover 1: I've heard rumors they're starting a new pokémon season... using only
first generation pokémon.
1st Gen Lover 2: REALLY?!? I Think I just had a pokégasm.
*they check online*
Both of them : WTF! It's a fan series and it's original characters, not Ash Ketchum. pffffft.
Epic Fail.