Pop a smurf 

A euphemism for bowel movement. Used when announcing to everyone that you will be in the restroom for quite a while.

Person 1: See you guys later, I gotta go home and pop a smurf.
Person 2 and 3: Later
Person 2: Did he just say he's going to pop a smurf? What the fuck does that mean?

Pop a smurf by Twisted Iniquity January 17, 2009

Pop a smurf 

To pop a smurf is like busting a nut.

Oh baby, imma bout to pop a smurf..

Pop a smurf by ThePapaSmurf69 August 1, 2018

Pop a Smurf 

To take an Adderall pill. Adderall is blue, hence the name "smurf".

I have a 20-page paper due tomorrow so I'm gonna pop a smurf to focus better and get it done on time.

Pop a Smurf by 1nsultTo1njury November 20, 2016

Pop a Smurf 

To bust a nut

“Ahh carol I’m about to pop a smurf”

*nuts*

Pop a Smurf by AngelOfBroadway August 1, 2018

PapaSmurf

A blue man that walks around and takes advantage of kiddie smurff's.2)Is the mac dady of all smurf's 3)loves to take it in the ass from other smurf's

PapaSmurf loves the Cock

PapaSmurf by Hammer9121 January 12, 2009

papasmurfleftbuttcheek 

Fattiest and juiciest looking thing in the entire world!! papasmurfleftbuttcheek Tastes amazing looks amazing and is great to say to your parents (e.x you look like papasmurfleftbuttcheek)

(e.x you look like papasmurfleftbuttcheek)

papasmurfleftbuttcheek by Squidwardsrightear August 22, 2021