A speed squeeze. A.K.A. taking a huge slam on the crapper. Its the slam dunk of doo-doo world.
Dude, I have to pop a squat, or I think I might explode!
#pop a squat #doodoo #asshole #speed squeeze #slam dunk doodoo
by Walker Watson July 21, 2006
Top Definition
to sit down or to take a seat.
Yo, pop a squat over here.
by Bradshaw April 08, 2005
When you're camping and you need to pee but there isnt any actual toilets so you must squat in the woods.
Katie: OMG i have to pee soooo bad but i dont know if i should go in the lake or the bushes

Jess and Kellie (singing to the tune of row row row your boat): Katie has to pee, but cant make up her mind! she had better pop a squat, or we'll leave her behind!
by Troop 129 August 11, 2005
What a street ho does when she has to urinate
Don't look over there, that bitch is about to pop a squat
by DigitalKlepto April 23, 2003
to take a seat; to squat down; to hover over the ground to piss or shit
Lemme pop a squat on this couch.
I'ma pop a squat so I can enjoy this view.
I'm gonna go pop a squat on the other side of the boulder.
#pop a squat #sit #piss #shit #squat pop-a-squat
by Bug Eatin Steve February 23, 2011
to urinate outdoors, for females only
"Come outside with me, the line for the bathroom is too long... I need to pop a squat..."

"Ewwww, Barb popped a squat in her wedding dress!" lol
#pee #piss #urinate #bathroom #outside
by spmfcb February 23, 2011
When ones friend tells you to have a seat
Hey pop a squat there man.
by Jon&Clayton February 15, 2005
What a group of girls must do when getting drunk in the woods and a bathroom is nowhere to be found.
"I gotta pee!"
"Me too!"
"Ok, let's pop-a-squat behind that tree."
by Stranger Danger August 07, 2005
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