pootzer 

Poot-zer One who is oblivious to their surroundings and their applicable task at hand.

Poot-zer Someone who excretes an odd smell resembling that which is know as fungi , leading others to believe showering is not an option.

Damn , she smells like a pootzer.

The pootzer fucked it up again.

pootzer by Roscö Waffles March 17, 2007

pooter shooter

The act of placing an empty plastic bottle by your ass then after farting into it replace the cap, find an unsuspecting victim, remove the cap and squeeze the bottle under their nose, reactions vary.

During the ride home from their shore visit one of four friends falls asleep in the backseat, the driver starts laughing and says, " Dudes, do a pooter shooter on sleeping beauty, LOL"

pooter shooter by jpg3 August 28, 2010

pootertainment 

Entertainment to make the lonely act of pooping more bearable.

I forgot my pootertainment last night, it was like shitting in the 90's

"Why do you still play Candy Crush?" "Because that game is awesome pootertainment"

I went rogue on my pootertainment, read every bottle in my bathroom

pootertainment by aimecc April 28, 2014

pooterpotamus 

noun
1. a large vagina
2. a whiner

Derived from the rare African animal.

Keith won't get a tattoo, he is being a pooterpotamus.

Kristin has had sexual intercourse with many, many men. She has a pooterpotamus.

pooterpotamus by jkdizzle February 10, 2008

Hairy Pooter

What Harry Potter was really looking for... also makes for some great porno titles - i.e. Hairy Pooter and the Order of the Penis or Hairy Pooter and the Full-Blood Prince Albert

See also muff,cunt,bearded clam,cooter,twat,snatch gash,bearded taco,fuckhole,cum depository,meat wallet,peach,stench trench,parking spot, and tampon socket.

Fuck that, I will never read Harry Potter, just give me some of that hairy pooter and we'll call it even.

I told the bitch she had a hairy pooter and she shaved it for me.

Hairy Pooter by Boris Yeltsin January 27, 2006

Pooterdick 

When you have a physically unsettling feeling because of being sick, having a hang over, or from not getting enough sleep.

Kevin just ate too much chinese food and now he feels like pooterdick.

Liz came home at 6am from partying too much and she looks like pooterdick.

Pooterdick by arrowbrooke April 13, 2010

pootermobile 

Little cars that members of Five Iron Frenzy lit on fire and drove around. They may or may not be made of legos. "Pootermobile" also tells of a very important part of Reese Roper's life.

Dah Dah Dahhhhh Dah Dah....

....pootermobile

::wild cheers::

pootermobile by BKS April 21, 2004