1) Verb. to sit on the toilet because you just might have to take a dump. " 2) Verb. To go off into deep thought after the actual purpose of the bathroom visit is complete.
"I was waiting for the wife to get dressed for the movie, so I had 20 minutes to sit and pootemplate."
"My dang legs fell asleep again because I was pootemplating for what had to be 30 minutes!"
"My dang legs fell asleep again because I was pootemplating for what had to be 30 minutes!"
by poothinker January 27, 2015