poorman's bundle 

when you buy high speed internet for 35 dollars a month then proceed to spend $8 a month for Netflix and $12 a year for a Magic Jack phone line and using your computer with hdmi hooked to your digital tv to watch your favorite cable shows for free. Thus Spending $43 a month rather than the cable company's $100

"Screw the cable company brother! I'm going with the poorman's bundle.

poorman's bundle by tla1982 December 1, 2011

Poorman’s bidet 

When you flush a toilet and as it flushes it splashed your butthole

I was on the public toilet and it became a poorman’s bidet.

Poorman’s bidet by Jarrodrm May 31, 2018

Poorman's Fishfry 

A poorman's fishfry occurs when two people (or more than two depending on the flexibility of the participants) arrange themselves in a 69 formation but push past the front door and proceed to tongue-knock on the back. i.e. eat out eachother's assholes.

L. Powell: How was dinner last night?
E. Cohen: Which one? First we went out for steak, mine was a little well done, but then we went home had a bit of a poorman's fishfry.

Poorman's Fishfry by Daddy Warbox October 20, 2007

poorman's pda

A poor man's PDA (Personal Digital Assistant)

A Pencil and a pad, pencil and Index Cards.

Used by the older generation to take notes and who does not have a digital (electronic) PDA

Quick get my poorman's pda.

I need a poorman's pda to take notes.

poorman's pda by pomahony2 September 14, 2009

poor man's cocaine 

Crushed up Ritalin that one snorts up their nose like cocaine.

Eli couldn't afford coke, so he stole his brother's Ritalin. He crushed it up and made some poor man's cocaine.

poor man's cocaine by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018

poor man's hash

An alternate term for resin; specifically, the resin left behind on smoking paraphernalia as a by-product of cannabinoid consumption.

In desperate times, Dangus often found himself smoking poor man's hash off of old pipe screens as ghetto wind chimes rang out in the distance, a sure sign that cracktivities were transpiring on the stinking streets of Memphis.

poor man's hash by Lârry Dângüs, esq. April 14, 2010

poor man's shower 

much like the mexican shower, it is a quickened alternative to a shower or a bath. requires the dipping of one's head underneath the faucet so as to clean the hair but not the entire body.

the term originates from a detroit urban legend whereby one man had only enough money to generate water for his hair. he was, in fact, poor.

1. time is money, just take a poor man's shower
2. look, we're running late. either take a mexican shower or a poor man's shower.

3. if you think you're gonna be able to go bravo delta tonight, you gotta at least take a poor man's shower
4. you can tell he only took a poor man's shower this morning

poor man's shower by BIGGG AL May 28, 2009