Poorgasm

The state of exhilaration that a poor or homeless person feels when he or she finds $5 on the ground.

Wow! A quarter! This is like a mini-poorgasm!

by AoD/Visk December 8, 2003

Poorgasm

when you have as much money as MC hammer and the only thing left you can do is wank it to the beat of "nobody knows the trouble Ive seen".

I just caught Tony Danza having a poorgasm behind Wal-Mart.

by tom k November 26, 2003

Poorgasm

1. Feeling one has after screwing the poor.

George Bush gets lots of poorgasms with his "tax cuts".

by pglto March 28, 2005

Poorgasm

When a male makes a failed attempt at making a woman orgasm.

Wes failed to make Emilie poorgasm with his two inch weenie.

by westiclesthebesticles January 28, 2009

Poorgasm

It's the feeling Tom K gets, at the first of the month, when he's taking his welfare cheque to KFC.

Example is too short eh? Well kiss my buttocks you stupid sluttocks!

by Dr Snuggles November 27, 2003

poorgasm

when a homeless person finds a dollar

Dude, the grossest thing happened the other day... I was out lunch with my G-ma and she gave a dollar to a homeless guy and he had a poorgasm all over her face... lets jus say it wasnt priceless... the napkins cost another two dollars

by Dark Mono March 22, 2009

poorgasm

When a retarded person finds excitement out of something that is so 'poor' (not good). When experiencing a poorgasm the person will shout out 'Poor!!!' in an excited manner.

I have just died in diablo 2, POOR!!! (person experiences a poorgasm)

by James Curtis January 12, 2006