Poor Man's Malt Liquor

Mix beer and cider

Half a pint of beer and drop in a shot of cider to get this party going

Damn I wish I had something stronger than this beer and cider. Well I know we can make Poor Man's Malt Liquor

by AP_Rated October 4, 2023

Poor Man’s Ether

Having sex with your wife in order to sleep.

Hey mama, I’m having trouble sleeping. Can I get a shot of some Poor Man’s Ether. Pwease!!

by July 7, 2023

Poor Man's Caviar

When you are hungry and need a munchie...

Boiled Quinoa with Soy Sauce and Mayo

Bro I am so hungry but we don't have anything to eat .... expect that old box of quinoa... I know let's make some Poor Man's Caviar

by AP_Rated October 4, 2023

Poor Man's Bidet

When you poop and it plops into the water and splashes your bottom.

"That just splashed all over me!"
"Poor man's bidet"

by kiefferteefer March 20, 2023

Poor Man’s bidet

When a person is defecating and a large splash of water caused by their poop enters the butthole at the perfect time, coincidentally cleaning it.

Thought it was going to be a messy one, but the poor man’s bidet cleaned me right up!

by poopprodigies May 23, 2023

poor man's crab legs

French Fries that were fried in grease after fried fish.

When we tasted fish when we ate the French Fries at the bar, we asked for Old Bay Seasoning and called it Poor Man's Crab Legs.

by Whosit606 November 3, 2022

poor man's roll

Taking an Amphetamine and a Benzodiazepine simultaneously to emulate the effects of extacy when said substance is unavailable or unreliable or you just prefer the PMR.

Dood I popped like three klonapin and some Dex This is the poor man's roll!

by elwoood13 November 5, 2013