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Poopwagon 

A device to keep poop from smearing on the bottom of the toilet. It carries the poop along the toilet and down smoothly without leaving traces behind thus eliminating any evidence. The poopwagon is accomplished simply by placing a long strip of toilet paper in the water vertically before pooping.
I rode the poopwagon in the bathroom because I didn't want anyone at work to know it was me who had just pooped.
Poopwagon by Megan B August 21, 2007
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poopageddon 

When you're running late, don't even have time to feed the cat; but you hear the distant sounds of thunder and rage... Next thing you know you're grabbing your stomach and making a daring dash to the porcelain Queen. Bombs are being fired, volcanos erupting (You may even need to double flush.) But you sit there, knowing this may be the end of times, and yet still hoping you'll be on time to work.
You knew poopageddon was here, so you called your mom, and told her how thankful you were to be born, knowing it was the end of times.
poopageddon by Celeste Greentea March 22, 2019

poopagram 

The kind of fart that lets you as well as others that you need to poop.
Dude your ass just sent out the poopagram, you need to get to a bathroom quick
poopagram by akathestickybandits February 16, 2010

Poopvagina 

When you have anal sex with a girl and you suddenly pull it out of her ass and shove it in her vagina...leaving her vagina poop stained.
Oh my gosh kevin the sex was great but...you left me with a poopvagina. I need to go wash
Poopvagina by imma retard April 14, 2009

pooptagious 

(adj.) When you realize you have to dump really bad after the person next to describes how bad they have to poopy or after they run to the bathroom
Now that you mention it, I have to dump like a motherfucker too...boy oh boy squeezing out a few steamy logs must be pooptagious
pooptagious by Sammy Nutt June 27, 2010
A condition involving the backing up of the feces, results in uncontrollable and heavy farting.
Tamara Brownroots: Katie, would you please stop farting!

Katie: Sorry I have poopage!
Poopage by Side Pony Sally December 21, 2010

Poopagina 

Producing sexual stimulation by defecating into a woman's vagina, essentially using one's stool as a phallus, or substitute for the male genitalia.

A "perfect poopagina" requires forming an air-tight seal between the anus & vagina, never allowing the stool to "breathe" outside air.

The term "poopagina" was coined by Angel Rodriquez at UCLA's Hedrick Dining Hall, sometime around 2001, during a round-table discussion on the origin of sexual fetishes and how they are formulated.

The term "poopagina" has grown in popularity amongst the college circuit, most notably amongst California-based schools and universities.

Variations of the term include the following phrases:

1) 'Gine my poop - A command, made by a male, demanding that a female take, into their vagina, the male's stool (poop).

2) Poop my 'gine - A command, made by a female of their male partner, to have stool (poop) shoved into their vagina.
Last night, I realized the culmination of my being, when I threw down a poopagina on my ex-girlfriend.

I took this slutty sorority girl up to my dorm, after a mixer, and was all set to bone down, but when she screamed out "Poop my 'gine!", I had to stop and think, for a second, about what kind of person I would be if I fulfilled her request. In a drunken stupor, I yelled out "GINE MY POOP!" at the top of my lungs and proceeded to slam down a steamy loaf into her gaping vagina.
Poopagina by poopagina August 10, 2010