Poondexter 

A derivitive of the word poindexter, a poondexter is a geeky male with no friends, but gets a lot of pussy because he will literally fuck anyone, even Sarah Jessica Parker.

Jared: Dude, I totally fucked my girlfriend this weekend. It was AWESOME!

John: DUDE!!! YOU FUCKED FELICIA?!?

Jared: Ha ha. Jealous much?

John: No! I'm not! I swear to god I thought she was a guy for like, a year! You fuckin manwhore poondexter!

Poondexter by rogerthewhale November 22, 2010

Pooptext

(Verb) The act of sending text messages to others while defecating.

(Noun) A text message sent to another while you yourself are actively engaged in the act of defecating.

(Verb) At the rest area, bob decided to pooptext his entire contact list.

(Noun) Jim had trouble not guffawing as he received a pooptext from bob during the important office meeting.

Pooptext by Just bob with a lower case "b" March 7, 2009

poopyeater43_real 

the best Minecraft bedrock player. he is so excellent and awesome and can beat the game precisely in 9 hours, 42 minutes, 52 seconds and 4 milliseconds

Moron: who is poopyeater43_real

poopyeater43_real: pvp now

(poopyeater43_real wins obviously)

poopyeater43_real by poopyeater43_real July 17, 2022

pootexter 

One who is pretending to be in the bathroom taking a crunch but is actually secretly texting someone.

Jane: Sally, where did your boyfriend go?
Sally: He thinks I don't know but he in the bathroom pootexting his next booty call. He's such a friggin pootexter.
Jane: What an asshole!

pootexter by JoJo_Love June 18, 2010

pooptester 

Pooptester: one who tests poop

"Hey look at Alaina pooptesting!" "Yeah she does that a lot, she's a pooptester"

pooptester by MZ101 August 29, 2010

poopyeaters 

The gorrila that was shot in the Cincinaty Zuu.

Harambe is a poopyeaters of the bullet.

poopyeaters by Chromerigger March 17, 2017

poopeater 

Someone named Jonathan and their Xbox gamertag is LeroyTornado

Seb & Myles: Oh my god, Jonathan is such a poopeater

poopeater by Xx Mxlo xX January 12, 2022