Johnny poopdicking

When a drunk girl explosively shits herself in and around your home and you proceed to rinse her off in your roommate's shower. In doing so, you become turned on and join the soiled girl in the poo-stained shower and proudly have sex with her.

(Insert name) had a crazy party last night and ended up Johnny poopdicking.

Johnny poopdicking by Japes5787 June 4, 2014

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Poopsocking

Verb. From the root, "poopsock". The practice of defecating into an article of clothing in lieu of leaving a task to use a traditional toilet. Almost exclusively used in relation to video gaming.

Similar in concept, but distinct from Shitbucket/Shit-bucketing; a derogatory term which denotes the usage of a non-clothing receptacle, and is used exclusively toward level-based online gaming.

Player 1: "Man, I need a bio break, but I can't leave the raid."
Player 2: "Same, but I've been poopsocking since the first boss."
. . . Pause. . .
Player 3: ". . .You people are disgusting."

Poopsocking by dicks oak November 13, 2014

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poopsocking

Defacating into a sock in order to avoid having to get up from your computer to use the toilet. Often utilized when playing online role playing games.

John was poopsocking all the way to level 60 this weekend.

poopsocking by Ken March 14, 2005

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Polidicking

The act of a politician sending out naked pictures of themselves and getting caught doing so

Looks like the senator was polidicking with his secretary again

Polidicking by Rcfan0902 June 14, 2011

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Poondocking

When you sign up on a dating site for the soul purpose of finding a woman with land so you have a place to park your RV.

Joe’s been Poondocking on Sarah’s land since rent went up at “Happy Trails RV Park”.

Poondocking by Spilltheteaintherv July 9, 2023

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PoopieKingShirePenis

To poop out a king size penis turd.

A Shire that has a pooping penis.

A king that has a pooping king that poops penises.

''PoopieKingShirePenis do not poop there!''

PoopieKingShirePenis by Pooargaro February 9, 2010

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Polidicking

The act of "politicking" by POLIshing someone's DICK with your mouth hopING for an end result of personal or monetary gain.

He spent the whole day polidicking his way up the corporate ladder.

Polidicking by DandA August 10, 2012

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