poocrastinate 

Taking as much time on the shitter as possible to delay working on another, more important project. When one poocrastinates they sit back, relax and let nature take its course, however long that maybe. The reading of shampoo bottles, magazines and engaging in existential thoughts of life are highly common, even way after shitting has occurred.

I have a 2,500 word essay due tomorrow. I was a third of the way through when I decided to take a dump. 45 minutes later, deep in thought, I realized I had finished pooping nearly half an hour ago. "Damn I sure can poocrastinate" I said. Then I noticed I hadn't read the back of the toilet paper package yet...

poocrastinate by Incurable Humanist February 21, 2010

poop crust 

the crusty crap left on ur butt after u take a poo and dont wipe good

aww man i didnt wipe good and now i have poop crust in my cheeks

poop crust by Buttcheeseeater February 27, 2018

Poopcrastination 

Whenever you go to take a dump and stay there playing pokemon or reading whatever hours after you finish.

Guy 1:I went to poop and finished The Odyssey by Homer.
Guy2: That's some serious poopcrastination right there!

Poopcrastination by sefauif May 21, 2010

Poopcrastinate 

{poop-kras-tuh-neyt}
verb (used without object):
to defer action by engaging in pooping instead; to delay by means of defecation
or
verb (used with object)
to put off till another day or time by choosing to poop instead.

Shut up, Man! Can't you see I wasn't able to poop long enough to poopcrastinate my problems away? Now I need to procrastinate by pontificating on the topic of poopcrastination!"

Poopcrastinate by I did this. March 2, 2018

Poopchute spork thinger 

You found a definition mentioning this word um what is it? It is something you use to eat out your dog's ass after it had worms.

Urban Dictionary user: searches "urbandictionary" on search bar and goes to page 2
Random definition of urbandictionary: Poopchute spork thinger - OMG! It's what you use to eat out your dog's ass after he's had worms!!!! OMGWTF!!11 FUnnnYYYyY!!!111
Urban Dictionary user: WTF I will search Poopchute spork thinger cuz why not...

Poopchute spork thinger by Your Creepy Uncle 9000 March 24, 2022

poopdustopotamus 

a really heavy person that is in front of you in line at Walmart, who lets out an obnoxious fart from their anal cavity , thus covering you in their poop dust!!!!

Dave: Laurie duck now we are in back of the biggest poopdustopotamus I have ever seen !!!
Laurie: Thanks Dave !!!!
Jamie(covered in poop dust): You both suck !!!!!!

poopdustopotamus by Nightwolf777 July 26, 2007

poopcrun 

When you sit on the toilet for too long without wiping. You get ass crunchies.

"Oh man, I was on the toilet for to long that I started to develop poopcrun."

poopcrun by Linkmax August 7, 2006