poopjasterblevomulate 

the act of pooping, jizzing, bleeding and vomiting at the same time.

man, after eating that fried chicken, watching porn, stepping on a rusty nail, and afterwords smelling my large dump in the toliet...i poopjasterblevomululated. "Dude? did you just poopjasterblevomulate?"

poopjasterblevomulate by brokeback matt July 7, 2010

pooptastrophe 

when your infant poops while in the jolly jumper/bouncer and continues to jump until said poop is noticed.

OMG honey, get me the wipes quick...we have a pooptastrophe!

pooptastrophe by sgtvdub January 20, 2009

pooptastrophe 

Your getting ready to leave to a VERY IMPORTANT appointment and your running very late all you have to do is put the baby in the carseat and you"ll be ready to go. You go to reach for the baby and boy oh boy does he stink! You notice there is poop down his leg, up his back, on his hands, on the floor...POOP EVERYWHERE! EVEN ON YOU NOW! AHHHHHHHHH!! The more you attempt to remove his clothing the messier he gets, It is smearing EVERYWHERE! AHHHHH!!!

A disinfectant bath and a complete change of clothes is a MUST! Go ahead and throw ALL his clothes away, it truly IS that bad! HOLY CRAP, IT EVEN GOT ON HIS SHOES TOO! AHHHHHHH!!

Sorry I'm late we had a POOPTASTROPHE!

Sorry we did not make it, one word: POOPTASTROPHE!

pooptastrophe by MomaMis May 1, 2009

poopmaster

the essence of being one with the poop

mike dropped a poopmaster on his mom

poopmaster by dan October 12, 2003

Poophaster

A traumatic event ; A poopy disaster

Whoa what a poophaster

Poophaster by Ryan Forest July 16, 2008

poopmaster69 

An epic username for every pro Fortnite player.
Also means the act of poop in a man's butthole and asking him to poop into your mouth, so you'd be eating your own poop.

"Dude, I'm so mad that Poopmaster69 killed me!"
"Bro, some homeless guy asked to do the Poopmaster69 with me."

poopmaster69 by Poopoopoopoopoopoopoopoop69420 September 21, 2021

pooptaste 

Somebody who gives the impression, through their actions or words, of being a taster of poop as a result of their douchebag-like behavior.

Dude#1: We can't do that! We have to go to class!
Dude#2: You're such a pooptaste!

pooptaste by VinnyPSU July 25, 2006