poop to splash ratio Share definition Flag The size of your poop compared to the splash it causes. today, dans poop to splash ratio was 5:12. meaning his poop was 5 inches long, causing a 12 inch splash. poop to splash ratio by laxbro3443 September 3, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the poop to splash ratio mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch