Pro Poop

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Pro Poop by ewrgtyjukuytrfdv June 28, 2021

Poop proposal

When you propose to someone by shitting in your hand and if they say yes then you smear it on their hand instead of a ring

Jennifer: Did you hear that Bill is marrying his girlfriend? It was so cute!
Bill: It was a poop proposal.
Jennifer: EWW!

Poop proposal by Fake Bucket December 20, 2019

poop protection 

A person who never wipes their ass so they dont get raped in jail.

Man i didnt wanna rape jon because he had poop protection so i raped bill instead cause he didnt.

poop protection by poopoo man 974321986509 May 11, 2009

Protein Poop 

The frequent, very solid, and sometimes painful poops which result from eating protein bars and/or protein drinks. This typically occurs from eating too many protein bars or powder, as the body cannot metabolize the supplement efficiently.

When taking too much protein:
These poops usually occur many times per day, stink very bad to the point of potentially killing small pets, can be very painful and solid, and can potentially damage your toilet.

Protein poops are usually accompanied by protein farts, and when combined together, will ensure that the individual does not receive any attention from the babes / hunks they were attempting to impress.

Can result in: loss of girlfriend, loss of cat, injury to most dogs, damage to toilet, and damage to ass.

Sam: "So I had my skinny ass at the gym today, and some big wannabe tough guy destroyed the locker room with his Protein Poops."

Erik: "That happens to Jason all the time, now he never get any girls because he stinks so bad."

Sam: "Yeah this tool also ripped a protein fart next to some girls and they ran outside."

Protein Poop by FITstudent2009 June 20, 2009

protest poop 

When a dog is unhappy with you, it will poop somewhere inconvenient , like your shoe or the door mat. With absolutely no attempt to go outside to show you how upset they are.

Man: Goldie's upset I took her to the vet

Woman; how can you tell?

Man; when we got home she left a protest poop on my bed

protest poop by Tree trunks June 24, 2014

prodigal poop 

When the mound of poop is so big that it tries to ‘return home’ by going back into your anus.

Don’t forget to flush before the Prodigal Poop returns home.

prodigal poop by Farnsworth Framingham February 5, 2020

Project poop. 

An untimely need to defecate when you have just started a major project, usually in the mid afternoon.

I was in the middle of changing the oil on my Harley when I had to take a project poop.

Project poop. by Jakelightning October 10, 2018