crunch berry poop 

The notoriously green dyed poop that occurs after eating nothing but Cap'n Crunch's Crunch Berries cereal during a typical digestive cycle.

Inspired, Connor stared with intense delight and awe at the crunch berry poop resting delicately at the bottom of his toilet.

crunch berry poop by MattJanda September 8, 2010

Poop Dick Dingle Berry 

A juicy, small sized turd nugget that is hanging from somewhere in the pubic region. The occurrence normally happens post anal sex with a partner who doesn't wipe real well; but there are also other applications.

Jill was going down on J-Rob when suddenly a Poop Dick Dingle Berry came to her attention. Immediately she removed her face from his crotch region and yelled, "That's not chocolate, fuck this shit I'm outta here!"

Poop Dick Dingle Berry by Cracker Please Me July 22, 2009

Poop Berries 

A piece of dry shit hanging from someone's ass hairs.

I was gonna toss this chick's salad, but she had some huge poop berries!

Poop Berries by n0m4d September 25, 2008

Pooberry 

A small berry-like lump of poo that hangs 'on the vine' around the arse area.

See also 'Clagnut'

Or 'Arsegrape'

Stephanie discovered to her shame that she had developed a pooberry

Pooberry by Sir Oswald Muesli February 24, 2004

poonberry 

A rare fruit, seeked world-wide. It grows only on the Poon tree found mainly among the islands of Walla-walla in South America. Consumption of the sweet, tangy fruit is said to be the source of an instant orgasm. It is often used to create poontang. A drink which causes the consumer to experience life-like hallucinations involving fantasies, often sexual.

Look! It's the rare poonberry, I would give my left foot for that poonberry!

poonberry by Poontang Princess May 15, 2007

pooberry tea

1. a type of tea made from pooberries, tastes like poo

2. a child friendly way to say puberty (poo = pu, berry = ber, tea = ty)

Grace: Hi, what drinks do you have?
Piece of poo: Would you like some pooberry tea? I made it out of myself!!

pooberry tea by your local anime girl November 9, 2020

Poonberry awkward 

a person (usually of the male species) attempting to 'get ass', however failing

Hazza was sooo poonberry awkward at da partay last night!

Poonberry awkward by jshc0320 May 18, 2011