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Poortelligent
Josh knew to cut his heroin with quinine instead of milk sugar becuase he is so poortelligent.
For antonym, see poortarded
For antonym, see poortarded
Poortelligent by The In and Out Kids September 26, 2005
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poontemplate
1: to rest ones mind upon the poon - often to the degree with which ones mouth unconsciously hangs open.
2: Trancelike meditation focusing on the poon - intended to bring the participant to a transcendent state of sexual awareness.
2: Trancelike meditation focusing on the poon - intended to bring the participant to a transcendent state of sexual awareness.
poontemplate - It is said that Jennifer Lopez is single again, I must retire to my chambers and poontemplate on this matter.
poontemplation - Upon viewing the new Victoria's Secret catalog, Matt entered a deep state of poontemplation.
poontemplation - Upon viewing the new Victoria's Secret catalog, Matt entered a deep state of poontemplation.
poontemplate by Barnold April 1, 2004
poontillious
Adjective used to describe a very attractive and sexy woman, however not as attractive as if she were poonalicious or poontastic.
Cameron Diaz is poontillious, but Scarlett Johansson is poonalicious!
poontillious by DrHowardF June 9, 2008
Ponteland
Ponteland is a small semi-rural village located 9 miles North West of the glorious city Newcastle Upon Tyne. Ponteland is what would be considered an upper-middle-class area in the UK. It is connected to a large and extremely expensive housing estate Darras Hall, home to many footballers from the surrounding North East clubs and people who can only be described as Cashmere Trash.
Mummy and Daddy's money, second-hand Porsches, an elderly generation of snobs, ridiculous house prices and the automatic assumption that your child will go to Oxford or Cambridge define Ponteland. Yet it is still labeled as a wonderful place to live as is Darras Hall. Maybe it is a wonderful place to live but several decaying schools, the Chav filled Merton Way "shopping center" and a former council housing estate filled with what the prestigious people of Ponteland would call "salt of the earth" residents suggest against this.
In summary; Ponteland has the image of being middle class and civilized, but that couldn't be further from the truth. It is a shithole in its own right, dominated by social pressure, former criminals and the fear of not being accepted by your following middle-class brethren.
There's always someone doing better than you in Pontleland.
JC
Mummy and Daddy's money, second-hand Porsches, an elderly generation of snobs, ridiculous house prices and the automatic assumption that your child will go to Oxford or Cambridge define Ponteland. Yet it is still labeled as a wonderful place to live as is Darras Hall. Maybe it is a wonderful place to live but several decaying schools, the Chav filled Merton Way "shopping center" and a former council housing estate filled with what the prestigious people of Ponteland would call "salt of the earth" residents suggest against this.
In summary; Ponteland has the image of being middle class and civilized, but that couldn't be further from the truth. It is a shithole in its own right, dominated by social pressure, former criminals and the fear of not being accepted by your following middle-class brethren.
There's always someone doing better than you in Pontleland.
JC
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
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- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
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1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
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Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
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