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poonstance 

A gesture made with the hand by placing the tips of the thumb and index finger together. Like forming the "okay" sign but shown from the backside and below the shoulder. The idea is to get another person to glance at it, earning the right to punch them in the arm. The poonstance can be negated however by the viewer putting his finger through the ring that is made by the thumb and index finger. From a game often played by young adult males.
That guy just flashed me the poonstance and I looked right at it.
poonstance by Robble February 11, 2009
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poonsmash 

An EPIC act of poonslap in which the poonslapper finds no obstacles or failure in the act of poonslapping.
Wow Mac, that poonslap was more like a poonsmash! You nailed that shit!
poonsmash by sembms June 15, 2011

poonstang 

Ford Mustang that gets many chicks.
Hey baby, let's hop in my poonstang and I'll take you on a ride!
poonstang by THE poonstanginator November 18, 2003
Poonstank is a woman with a smelly poonani.
"Last night I was in bed with this girl, and she had a crazy poonstank coming out of her shorts."
poonstank by Maeric June 28, 2008
A guy that is always trying to hookup with women, usually at social gatherings; a guy that can't commit to one partner
Oh no here comes the poonman, keep eyes on your ladies fellas
poonman by KanyeBible January 20, 2021

poonstang 

A Ford Mustang (and "poonstang",)because most of them are driven either by: cocky teens who didnt pay for them, girls that have them...but only the POON V6 version, or by some older man that is too scared to actually race it. ALTHOUGH I respect the people that actually buy a classic, or a new cobra or saleen, and actually build it, and race it.. But to all the slow fags out there...like in 909..."Dsm Boost Ownz J00!!!!!
Hey man, my AWD Eagle Talon tore that "Poonstangs" snatch wide open!!
poonstang by Sanyika October 27, 2003
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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