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poopnscoot 

To use the shitter of a restaurant, gas station, or store with the intent of only using the bathroom and not buying anything or letting anyone know you will be using the bathroom and only the bathroom.
I hate to poopnscoot, but i really gotta shit, and that gas station is the closest thing.

pootscootboogie 

Having sex with someone in a stand-up position while both partners are flatulent. Ideally, Brooks & Dunn is playing in the background.
My wife and I were gassy after eating burritos, but that didn't stop us from doing the pootscootboogie during our lovemaking.
pootscootboogie by Cap'taint Crunch February 20, 2014

poonshlogging 

the act of taking a poon and shlogging the hell out of it
The kids were late for school again today due to an excessive amount of poonshlogging the previous night.
poonshlogging by Drey Petrozzi November 11, 2006

poopshoop 

noun: when a little brother or sister is being annoying
"Trevor, stop being such a poopshoop!"
poopshoop by buffie May 13, 2007

Pennsylvania Poopshoot 

A severe anal discharge onto another individual's face.
Dude Stephen, I heard your girlfriend gave you a Pennsylvania Poopshoot

Poonaboota 

An Aussie term for giving a woman a swift kick in the poon with a boot.
Aye mate. Sorry about last night, your wife just wouldn't stfu. The poonaboota was inevitable.
Poonaboota by Toothprick August 20, 2009