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poonhunter 

a person who is constantly hitting on randome girls yet still does not succeed in getting any action. the person is always "hunting" for poon.
this person is usually a very desperate pervert who thinks too much of himself.
"hey poonhunter, who have u been hunting lately?"
"oh i started hanging out with these hillcrest girls but they ditched me so then i hungout with the grade 9 girls but they ditched me too...
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Poonhunter 

One who hunts the POON. Can be seen stalking the poon on in bushes, college campuses, all girl highschools, malls, bedrooms and/or pools.
I felt like I was being watched by a Poonhunter today.
Poonhunter by ThePoonHunter October 20, 2011

Skilled Poon Hunter 

Someone who isn’t necessarily better than average looking but still enjoys overwhelming success with the ladies. The attraction is based on charisma, charm and confidence rather than pure physical attractiveness.
Did you see how Gary had all the ladies hanging all over him all night? He’s a skilled poon hunter!
Skilled Poon Hunter by Chad Apollo February 19, 2021

poorhutter

Someone that is poor has no money and shops at the wārewhāre and 4 square.
Only poorhutters fo to the wārewhāre.
Poohunter is a somewhat mythical character from Blizzard's Starcraft 2 forums. Usually he is portrayed as a "terran" who make nonsensical comments about nothing.

He is known for ignoring obvious game issues and complaining about things that are not real.

He is often used as an insult to people who are spewing nonsense about what they are talking about.
Obvious poohunter is obvious
Poohunter by Das Putz August 18, 2010

coonhunter 

n. one who hunts black people as a proffession or for their own amusement.

See also, nigslayer, negrokiller, jiggaboobutcher, slavemurderer, niggerassassin, porchmonkeyexecutioner, junglebunnyexterminator, chocolatecutthroat.
The police found Donquavius lying in a gutter with a long buller from a buck hunting rifle lodged in his chest. They immediately knew this was the work of a coonhunter.
coonhunter by nigslayer August 7, 2010

Poon Poon Hunter 

Someone focused on getting vagina at all cost, no holds bar, with the intention of "getting it in".

Poon poon is vagina.

In short, a poon poon hunter is one that hunts vagina.

A true poon poon hunter will do whatever it takes to get the poon poon.
Guy 1: Hey man, I think there are some skeezers that we can try to get it in with tonight.
Guy 2: Sounds good man. You are a true poon poon hunter. I am glad you are my friend.
Guy 1: Love them skeezers!
Guy 2: Poon poon hunting for life!