v. This is for when you're in the middle of a long shift, you can't stay awake, and you're in between breaks. You go to the restroom to take a dump, and while you're there you fall asleep on the toilet for a 20 minute power nap. You then walk out of the restroom refreshed and relieved, and nobody can write you up for sleeping on the job.
Friend1:aww i would totally be poonching her all night Friend2:ehh dude you wouldnt have a chance your still a virgin
Friend1:still wouldnt you wanna be poonching her?
Friend2:yeah i guess so :D