Mr. Garrison: "Yeah, I tell you, boys, women can kill. Poontang's expensive. That's why when it comes to chicks, I just screw 'em and leave 'em. I say, ‘Get out of my bedroom, poontank, before you suck my life dry.’"
by natalie portmanteaux June 20, 2021
That poontank looks like you sister!
by BEAVER EATER March 27, 2007
Poontank: Variation of poontang relating to size of lady.
A larger lady who dresses in the clothes that would fit a hot female but is repulsive due to her size, desperation and being a bit common.
A larger lady who dresses in the clothes that would fit a hot female but is repulsive due to her size, desperation and being a bit common.
by Thumb April 8, 2007
1.one who tanks poon, a pussy, a fagball, a fruitwad, a butthole pilot, a cream cheese asswad, an ass clown, Ben Affleck, a queer
2. one who cums too early( Ben Affleck, if he even can, u poontanker)
2. one who cums too early( Ben Affleck, if he even can, u poontanker)
by Rick Shanley August 3, 2003
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by neverlad March 23, 2015