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poon wound 

any injury that will increase your chances of getting laid by a girl, any injury that will incure women to feel sorry for you and get there panties wet
Dude, did that guy just get punched in the face for trying to save a puppy, thats the ultimate poon wound. I was just shot after beating ten men with my bare hands, this is a great poon wound
poon wound by leesterthe2nd November 21, 2011
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Poopwound 

(Noun)

Derogatory term for trans woman vagina. A surgical vagina made of colon tissue and reconstructed phallus. That has a distinct foul smelling odour. (Poopwound)

This surgery need constant after care such a dilatation to make sure it doesn't close.
I met this girl at a bar and when we got to her place, she presented me with the gnarliest poopwound.
Poopwound by Poopwound reborn April 12, 2021

Poonhoundary 

1. The act of hounding poon.
2. Constantly getting women to engage in intercourse.
3. The act of being a poonhound.
Damnit Rob, I'm tired of your constant poonhoundary. It's time to settle down.

He pulled so much ass. Nothing but poonhoundary all day long.
Poonhoundary by Dr. Seif May 18, 2011

poonhound 

Person who cannot get enough "PoonTang"
Mr. Gage sure is a PoonHound.
poonhound by jeffmeister2005 July 16, 2006

Poonhound 

1. One who hounds the poon

2. Jim Jackson
1. "You're such a poonhound!"

2. "Jim stop being a massive poonhound!"
Poonhound by Prof De La Poon April 27, 2009

Poonhound 

1. One who seeks sexual intercourse with women.

See also Poonhoundary
Dammit Jon! You're such an incorrigible poonhound!
Poonhound by Skeeterhose June 27, 2016

Poonhound 

(v.) to aquire a female specimine for sexual encounters in and around the city of Boston
we gon' poonhound some bitches tonight!
Poonhound by Jamaal Johnson May 3, 2008