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50.
Anything you want it to be.
Elliot, i was pooning around the poon last night and i came across this one poon that was so poonin' poontastic, you wouldn't believe. ohhh man you shoulda pooned that poon!
by Josh January 12, 2004
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51.
poon-->vagina,pussy,tang,twat,cunt,etc.
-->something you want that you aint getting.
Get out of my house poontang your sucking my life dry!
by Rake Yohn August 07, 2003
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52.
an offensive term for an ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend.
Sarah: I can't believe Kat is such a poon!
Shelby: I know, just like that poon Robert.
by sarah violetry July 30, 2006
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53.
A poon is a person who sniffs ladies bicycle seats.

A poontanger is a person who sniff's girl's bicycle seats and then says : "Aahhhh!!".
There goes Howard the poon, his nose mopping up damp bike seats again.
by Pellucidon September 25, 2004
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54.
A vagina. Also called a pussy.
"Poon flows like a river ...once a month."
by Blitzfisch October 13, 2003
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55.
a term to be used when someone is acting silly
you silly poon
by little poon May 09, 2003
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56.
1. The lurking muff

2. See alabama swamp ass
1. Hairy poon phreak, yo!

2. Phred, scope him slingin' the swamp ass in that muff's poon yo!!
by Phyrexian Buttraper February 25, 2003
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