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pookums
a dog in the human state. A word that, if your dog was a human you would call them pookums; a word to tell someone you love them but in a friend kind of way. Allison perfected that term
I love you pookums!!!!!
pookums by Charlene Wagner August 14, 2004
Related Words
pookums • Pookums Mcdouble • Pookus • porkums • pookams • Schmookus Pookus • Hokus Pookus • Poo Bum Sniff
Pookums Mcdouble
A pookums Mcdouble is the side of the coochie that has a monkey attached to it. Once the coochie has formed the monkey becomes great again.
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“oh ya, well you haven’t had pookums mcdouble since the 6th grade!”
“your a pookums mcdouble since for the fourth”
“pOokemsssss mcdoubledin since the 20s”
“your a pookums mcdouble since for the fourth”
“pOokemsssss mcdoubledin since the 20s”
Pookums Mcdouble by cheddar cheese biscuit February 10, 2024
Hokus Pookus
When you go take a poo that looks normal in the bowl but when you flush the toilet the seemingly solid movement suddenly disintegrates into a brown cloud.
I took a shit that looked like it could choke a donkey but I realized when I flushed that it was just a Hokus Pookus.
Hokus Pookus by Owlcoholics May 29, 2009
porkums
porkums by handle bar hook shot April 11, 2007
schmookus pookus
schmookus pookus by someone cute<3 October 14, 2022
porkums
porkums by GhostBowie March 17, 2021
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