poopy finger 

The correct term for Poopy Finger is the unintentional slipage of your finger off the tolite paper onto you greasy butthole, resulting in a "POOPY FINGER". If not washed will result in a nasty stomach when pablo servers you your soup. See Poopy Soup!

Pablo's poopy finger in my soup tore up my stomach....

poopy finger by Captain Spanky November 9, 2007

pooy finger 

That smell, that smudge on a finger who knows how it got on there in the first place...To precise on the itch or just an honest mistake.

Dont point that thing at me!!

pooy finger by Adam Bushell June 5, 2005

Poopy Finger 

When you wipe your butt hole after a poop, and your finger gets poop on it.

John got poopy finger after he forgot to use toilet paper

Poopy Finger by Nandez October 6, 2006

poopy finger 

This midevil game is a favorite past time of the Polish people to entertain themselves on those coold lonely nights. Start by inserting index finger into rectal cavity making sure to get good brown coverage. Next wipe it on the face of 2nd participant. Participant number 2 should then in turn repeat the first step. He who hath the longest skid mark in the end wins...No pun intended. This game can also provide one with hours of non-stop entertainment if tested on unsuspecting parties.

Todds mom enjoys hours upon hours of poopy finger until ammunition runs out.

poopy finger by Chad Jackson December 31, 2003

finger poof 

Someone who seems gay but swears they are not, generally due to conditioning which makes them feel homosexuality is wrong, even though they secretly like men. Finger Poofs are thought to stick their own fingers up their ass during masturbation.

John like to play rugby league, he likes to hold the man he tackles just that bit too long after the referees whistle blows.
John is a finger poof for sure.

finger poof by newcastel high June 28, 2007

SLU Poopy fingers (The Legend) 

A talented collegiate scholar has decided to partake in the yearly event in South Tampa. Upon drinking all day the individual has become quite belligerent and rowdy...an example of which is when he refers to an african-american police officer through a racial term. After the epic parade, the overweight male decides to go clubbin with his boys.....while at the club he meets a very whorish drunk-as-fuck female. Almost immediately the male (later to be known as poopy fingers) wants to leave the club and get it in.....

The next morning, Poopy Fingers is overly happy upon his accomplishments from the prior night...these accomplishments include: going ass to mouth, anal intercourse and last but not least doing the one-finger reach around which resulted in having poop all over his hand the next morning.

Needlesstosay, this lad has a bright future!

Next Morning:

RAK: So man how was the night

Poopy: Bro it was a blast, I went ass to mouth!

RAK: WTF that's disgusting

Poopy: Whatever bro I loved it.....btw look at my finger, it has poop on it lol

RAK: You have some serious problems man....u are going to be known as SLU Poopy fingers (The Legend)

Poopy: I know bro....u trying to drink later?

SLU Poopy fingers (The Legend) by SLUStreetRunner July 7, 2011

Poopy Fingers 

When you're fingering a girl and you give her the shocker, and it results in your finger(s) being covered in fecal matter.

"I just gave her the shocker and now I have poopy fingers."

Aw man, there's poopy fingers doing what he does best.

Poopy Fingers by RoyPamCassie October 6, 2010