When you send a friend a picture of you taking a poo
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Person one: STOP SENDING ME POOFIES
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1.) A little thingy made of foam on headphones.
2.) The feeling of a boobie.
Dammit, my I lost my poofies...
by Trunks Oliver Wood September 24, 2003
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The name for a girls unshaved Va Jay Jay.
"Hey, can you shave your poofie before we have sex, it's too prinkly!"
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A selfie taken while on the toilet.

Main rule is you must make it known you're on the toilet having a poo
Here is my morning Poofie!!
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The equivilant to a child saying "Poopy!" A censored profanity, if you will. Though it is not a synonym for any words, it can be used as an exclamation or adjective - usually meaning something bad or insulting.
"You are a poofy!" exclaimed Kim to Alex after Alex said something annoying.

"Poofy! What will we do now Matt?" asked Shannon when she couldn't find their school project.
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What comes out of Gomez's ass.
Holy shit i think Chris just poofied!
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A name that may be given to someone (usually male) who has incredibly pointy nipples and has many tendencies that suggest homosexuality such as reading Grazia magazine or straightening their hair.
"Man have you seen that guy? He's a right Poofy McNipples"
by Ruairidh May 27, 2008
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