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poodlepumper 

A person who enjoys have sex with dogs, specifically poodles (both toy poodles and otherwise).
Bob is pretty fucked up, I think he is a poodlepumper.
poodlepumper by AlexD January 28, 2005

Poodleflopper 

A poodleflopper is a mentally deranged man who roams the steets kicking ugly dogs. If he finds a nice dog he will urinate on it and cut off its limbs with a chip fork. They are usually located in the backalleys of Watford, and they pounce like trapdoor spiders, viciously mutilating dogs and sometimes dwarves.
"OH GOD THERE'S A POODLEFLOPPER! RUN!"
"I'm a poodleflopper and im gonna flop your poodles so hard they explode."

poodle popper 

anyone who has participated in the act of having sexual relations with a dog, not always a poodle, using this name usually makes them really mad. you can also call them poodle.
dude 1: Aww man poodle popper is coming.
dude 2: Why is he called poodle popper?
dude 1: because he fucked his dog dude!
dude 2: Aww that is sick!
poodle popper: Hey guys! what's up?
dude 1: nothing poodle.
poodle popper: I DIDN'T FUCK MY DOG!!!!!!
dude 1: Yeah whatever poodle.
poodle popper by penis kicker March 18, 2006

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026