poocrasterbating

pooping, procrastinating, and masturbating all at the same time. basically a lonely man's blumpkin.
Tanya: What took you so long? We've been waiting here forever.

Tim: Sorry, I was poocrasterbating.

Tanya: What's that?

Tim: I don't know but my hand's pretty sore.
by razzledazzle69 March 30, 2011
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