Joey's pouch 

When two or more people have sex in a single person sleeping bag zipped all the way up. Not for the faint of heart. A reference to a kangaroo pouch orgy.

Matt: Tucker did you pack a sleeping bag?

Tucker: Nah I packed joey's pouch I haven't seen my girl in weeks!

Joey's pouch by Craizihorse October 16, 2014

s-pouch 

The act of shoving a snickers candy bar up one's rectum for sexual pleasure, then having your partner eat it out. lolz

She gave me such a good s-pouch last night

s-pouch by super chill bro November 26, 2010

devil's pouch maneuver

a term for when a pizza delivery guy calls you daddy and tea bags your pizza

AHH DANG IT The guy pulled a devil's pouch maneuver on my pizza.

devil's pouch maneuver by sasasasasasasa123 February 29, 2020

Your mom's face pouch 

The next response in the progression of the "your mom" insult protocol. Meaningless and yet replete with significance. With proper, patient application, it will lead to blissfully inane repartee.

Speaker 1: Your mom.
Speaker 2: Your mom's face.

Speaker 1: Your mom's face pouch.

Speaker 1: Man, that guy is a dweeb.
Speaker 2: You wanna know who else is a dweeb? - Your mom's face ....

Speaker 1: Your mom's face pouch is a dweeb

Etc.

Your mom's face pouch by moydog April 5, 2010

S.E.R.E Pouch 

Utilizing your rectum to hide items from the guards while attending S.E.R.E School.

Bobby hid cans of chew in his S.E.R.E Pouch.

S.E.R.E Pouch by #DG August 18, 2018

Stalker's Poach 

carefully observing (with intent to obtain), while allowing an appropriate amount of time to pass - as to allow poached goods not to spoil or be taken/reclaimed, until all attention has fleeted from said goods so that one may stealthily obtain them. (Often times successful, rarely frowned upon)

These leftovers were attained by way of a very successful stalker's poach.

These lost-and-found sunglasses are mine now. It only took a two-week stalker's poach.

Stalker's Poach by ReggieDoug July 26, 2025