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An individual whos main goal is to exert the least amount of effort possible in all aspects of daily life.

Someone who is extremely lazy and doesnt want to leave their house.
All Josh does is sit at home on the computer and play world of warcraft, what a poolard!
poolard by mylittlesnoookie December 25, 2009
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a polaroid picture of your excrement in a toilet
"you can make some quick cash by selling your poolaroids on the internet to weird people"
poolaroid by MegaMarauder June 3, 2022

pooplaru 

SUCKS ALOTNOF DICKKKKKK🍆🍆🍆🍆
Sucked my dick
Pooplaru
pooplaru by Ifmgnff May 31, 2018

Pookalarken 

A boy who acts really cute when not in the presence of friends and treats you completely differently when others are around. Usually, this is a really hot guy with a lot of friends and in the end is a great boyfriend.
Even though when we went out last night you acted like a total pookalarken, I still love you babe.
Pookalarken by Ilovebrian<3 February 17, 2010

Poopalarity 

a girls potential to discover her full poopsability on a scale from 1-10
John: Whats her poopalarity?
Sean: She's really hot. I'd give her an 8.
Poopalarity by MisterPoops January 19, 2009

Poolard beer 

A polar bear type person who is an overweight alcoholic. Typically a lazy, yet cool to hangout with.
My buddy Josh is such a poolard beer
Poolard beer by Jake larda September 13, 2021