Poo Quilt

When you are having anal sex and when you pull out she poos all over your quilt.

Hey Tom I was screwing this chick in the bum and when i pulled out she did a poo quilt all over my bed.

Poo Quilt by RED1234456789 February 1, 2009

poo quality

When something's qualities can be compared with the relevant use of "poo", an American shortening of "poop". Excreted poop serves no purpose, and smells foul, and though it may look like chocolate, its taste is reprehensible. (Scott, 1975, This Poop Is Not Chocolate)

"This banana is of poo quality"---means the same as "This banana is worthless, its taste may even resemble that of poop."

poo quality by Mr.Come&SmokeThatGrassWithMe October 28, 2013

poo queef 

A fart expelled from the anus as a result of anal sex rather than digestion.

Morty removed his peen from my ass and I immediately fired off a loud poo queef that startled the dog.

poo queef by crjoker June 11, 2017

POO QUEUE 

A Poo Queue is where a solid poo blocker is wedged in your colon and you cannot pass it out.

The poo then forms behind the blocker and causes a poo queue.

James was slightly constipated by a solid bit of poo (The blocker) and this has caused a poo queue for a week.

POO QUEUE by Mikool77 July 13, 2023

qwerty poo 

When you are so bored you start making up terms from your keyboard. If this is you, you should probably get off the computer.

Today I was so bored I typed qwerty poo into Google.

qwerty poo by sparklefifteen November 3, 2018

Quiz Poo 

when someone posts every Facebook quiz on the "wall" until thats all you see when you log on....the screen is full of "Quiz Poo"

I log on to Facebook and all I can see is Sally's quiz poo.

Quiz Poo by Battmon June 15, 2009

pooquet 

The smell of a fart, in particular the ability of the fart to linger with a unique aroma.

Jeff let a fart with a very rich pooquet.

pooquet by doooosh November 5, 2009