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TOING AND FROING, IS WHERE YOU WOULD FREEZE A POO AND INSERT INTO YOUR BOTTOM AND THEN PUSHING IT OUT INTO ANOTHER BUM HOLE AND THEN BACK AGAIN UNTIL IT MELTS
James had a frozen poo in the freezer. James invited Patric over for some toing and froing of the frozen poo. It was very messy towards the end when it melted.
by Mikool77 July 19, 2023
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TWO PEOPLE, ONE LIES ON THEIR FRONT WHILST THE OTHER TAKES A POO ON THEIR UPPER BACK AND PATS IN DOWN NUMEROUS TIMES WITH THEIR BUM.
AUSSIE PATTY VERY SIMULAR TO A BOSTON PANCAKE BUT INSTEAD, THIS IS APPLIED TO THE UPPER BACK.

(SEE BOSTON PANCAKE)
by Mikool77 July 5, 2023
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Wee Ball is where you hold you foreskin tightly and we into your foreskin.

Once the foreskin is full, chuck it onto the person next to you and scream "Wee Ball"
James and Patric were at the urinals. James wee'd into his foreskin whilst holding the end tightly.

He then through the ball of piss over Patric and screamed Wee Ball!
by Mikool77 July 17, 2023
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This is the act of filling a bullet hole wound with Poo and then patting it down into the wound with your bum. Sealing the wound and saving a life all at once.
Boston Bullet Hole! James was in the petrol station and a armed robbery took place. James defended an old lady and was shot in the belly (Serious Wound) The old lady he saved, pulled her pants down and poo's into the wound and then with her exposed bottom sat on James's belly and patted the poo into the wound and sealed it tightly. James saved her life and she saved James's Life. Now forever Friends. True story!
by Mikool77 July 10, 2023
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ERECTION EJECTION! This is when you pee with an erection.
James woke up with a massive stiffy and needed a wee. He went to the toilet and performed Erection Ejection whilst taking aim with his big object!
by Mikool77 July 17, 2023
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PISS POP IS WHERE YOU FART AND PISS AT THE SAME TIME
James this morning whilst taking his morning wee also farted. He thought to himself i have pissed and done a windy pop at the same time Piss Pop!
by Mikool77 July 28, 2023
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Whilst in the passenger seat of a convertible car. knock one out and let the Jizz fly away.
Jizzyjector: I was driving the convertible Mercedes and a mate rubbed himself away and the Jizz flew out of the roof into the car behind.
by Mikool77 March 21, 2022
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