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Poonaner Jones 

A term used to describe someone who is constantly making up excuses about why they didn't show up to anything, or someone who just disregards that you exist at all. Also has 30+ unread text messages at all times.

Most common excuse: "My sleeping patterns are messed up."

Take note, they have a tendency to say "I'm down for that" all the time, but really they're not.
1) Hey dude, is Lewis coming?

2) I dunno, I texted him 2 days ago and he hasn't responded yet.

1) What a Poonaner Jones.
Poonaner Jones by Hey Dood April 17, 2013

poonaner 

Courtney Love's all drunk and spreading her legs and showing her poonaner to everybody!
poonaner by Mary July 22, 2004

poonanerag

A noun used to describe a nasty smell, most often one that smells as bad as or similar to a foul menstruating vagina; formed by combining the words poonany + rag= poonany on the rag.
Damn Shaquanda! Keep your legs closed! It smells like poonanerag up in here!
poonanerag by Krystine <3 August 28, 2006

Poonaner 

Gary is a poonaner

poonaner 

a dirty bastard that won't stop talking shit, or just won't stop bragging about shit.
blowthetoad is a poonaner; a poop covered banana.
Stick a banana up your ass and shit it out.
poonaner by bread infection December 28, 2005

poonaner 

One who is even bigger then a pooner. Quite possible the biggest pussy alive.
Candice, Scott is a poonaner.
poonaner by Ryan Reeves July 9, 2003