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Altho written "poo-lice", it's read as "poo-lease". Another word for describing the police where you don't want them to be at.
Tom: "We got this thing called strawberry fair, people offer you mushrooms and everythin"
Percy: "Must be packed with teh poo-lice?"
by percyhasnomercy August 09, 2008

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Lice that infest in your butt hairs, and lays eggs in the anus. While you poo... out come the little baby maggot lice.
"Damn that bitch scratching her ass must have Poolice!"
"So your telling me these.., Poolice plant there eggs in my...?"
"Oh my god look at the Poolice in my shit!"

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