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Poo Card Makes The Tea? 

A quick card Game to decide who makes a round of tea! Played with a certain pack of "watersports" playing cards from Amsterdam, where all the cards have piss related pictures on them, except one of the jokers which is poo related!
Players are determined by the number of people that would like a cup of tea! (if u dont play u dont get one)
Whoever happens to pick up the "Piss Cards" first is automatically the dealer! (usually the person that suggested the game)
The cards are then shuffled and dealt out one card at a time to each player starting from the dealers left until one person gets dealt "The Poo Card"!

Then that person has to make everyone involved in the game a cup of tea!
Ok, so who wants tea?

Me
I Do
Yeah I do

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happy poo carrot 

not a good thing
just think about it
"I heard Big Gal Al had a happy poo carrot yesterday"

"That couldn't have been a good thing"
happy poo carrot by brenda! February 13, 2008

Epping carnage poo 

The official name for the London party borough of Epping, so named because the nightlife there is so wild that even the most reluctant of participants will inevitably lose their shit as the night progresses
'Jesus Christ almighty, what the fuck happened last night? Looks like the Epping carnage poo struck again because I've not only got memory loss but I also appear to have shat the bed. I say shat but it could be Nutella. (sniffs brown stain in question). Nope, it's definitely shit.'

Poocario 

The final boss of Smash Ultimate
I can't believe how powerful Poocario is!
Poocario by BOOMdaGOD June 5, 2021

Poocaracha 

You're a poocaracha
Poocaracha by Maddddds September 13, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026